I asked my cousin (the girl) what shape my face is. I told her it's heart shaped. Know what she said??!! She said" Herat shaped meh? I think it's mango shaped." I was utterly speechless. Like what the hell is mango shaped? What shape is a mango? Is that an insult?
I asked her whether she was sure. I think she was trying not to offend me so she changed tack and said " No. Maybe like papaya." WHAT THE HELL???
I was like WOMAN YOU THINK PAPAYA IS BETTER THEN MANGO???? Bothe equally bad pls. And papaya is longer than mango so I think papaya is worse. The little minx. Shall not ask her anymore. That is why we can NEVER be friends....
I celebrated my grandad's b'day today. Guess what? Asked grandma grandad's age and she got it WRONG. He's 69 but she told me 70. Made me write 70 on trhe b'day card and after that when I found out my mistake at the restaurant, I couldn't make changes because I used UHU glue to stick the 70. Apparently, blurrness is in the family genes.
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