I asked my cousin (the girl) what shape my face is. I told her it's heart shaped. Know what she said??!! She said" Herat shaped meh? I think it's mango shaped." I was utterly speechless. Like what the hell is mango shaped? What shape is a mango? Is that an insult?
I asked her whether she was sure. I think she was trying not to offend me so she changed tack and said " No. Maybe like papaya." WHAT THE HELL???
I was like WOMAN YOU THINK PAPAYA IS BETTER THEN MANGO???? Bothe equally bad pls. And papaya is longer than mango so I think papaya is worse. The little minx. Shall not ask her anymore. That is why we can NEVER be friends....
I celebrated my grandad's b'day today. Guess what? Asked grandma grandad's age and she got it WRONG. He's 69 but she told me 70. Made me write 70 on trhe b'day card and after that when I found out my mistake at the restaurant, I couldn't make changes because I used UHU glue to stick the 70. Apparently, blurrness is in the family genes.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD???
Ok seriously. I just watched Campus superstar result show. And GUESS WHAT??!!! MOP FLOOR (real name: Guohua)GOT IN!!!!!! What the hell is wrong with the voters???
He is embarrassing. There's just no other word to describe this fellow. I know I'm gonna get retribution for criticizing him like that but in all fairness, I really have to say this. Keeping such things bottled up inside me will just cause my already malfunctioning brain to explode.
Last week he sang a song about some cleaning thing and you know what??? He brought a bloody cloth, kept it in his pocket and to end of his song, he started mopping the floor with it! Like what the hell is wrong with this person? We pay 60 cents for every vote that we make for a reason. Throught the votes the producers of this TV show earn millions, if not MORE. I'm sure they've got more than enough money to hire cleaners. Just do your own part by singing properly. Why did he have to mop the floor???
If mopping the floor could get him such popularity, next time if I ever join any competititon, I'd bring my vacuum cleaner. It's way more effective than your cloth MR MOP FLOOR.
He is embarrassing. There's just no other word to describe this fellow. I know I'm gonna get retribution for criticizing him like that but in all fairness, I really have to say this. Keeping such things bottled up inside me will just cause my already malfunctioning brain to explode.
Last week he sang a song about some cleaning thing and you know what??? He brought a bloody cloth, kept it in his pocket and to end of his song, he started mopping the floor with it! Like what the hell is wrong with this person? We pay 60 cents for every vote that we make for a reason. Throught the votes the producers of this TV show earn millions, if not MORE. I'm sure they've got more than enough money to hire cleaners. Just do your own part by singing properly. Why did he have to mop the floor???
If mopping the floor could get him such popularity, next time if I ever join any competititon, I'd bring my vacuum cleaner. It's way more effective than your cloth MR MOP FLOOR.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
WHAT?
Went out with Siqi today. As usual I was late. Supposed to meet her at 2pm but then by 2:20pm I was still at home. Sometimes I wonder what's wrong with myself. I was ready by 1pm. Last time we met, I made her wait for 1 1/2 hours. So sorry man!
Can't believe the skinny jeans she bought was so CHEAP!!! Only 28 bucks! I paid 90 bucks for mine!!! Stupid me. Met her friend today as well. Name's Chris. Keep slanging and to compliment every word that he says he gotta come up with 10 actions. Joke. Told him he should meet my maid. I would totally love to hear them talk to each other and argue the shit out of each other with so many actions. HAHA.
Pool rocks!!!
Can't believe the skinny jeans she bought was so CHEAP!!! Only 28 bucks! I paid 90 bucks for mine!!! Stupid me. Met her friend today as well. Name's Chris. Keep slanging and to compliment every word that he says he gotta come up with 10 actions. Joke. Told him he should meet my maid. I would totally love to hear them talk to each other and argue the shit out of each other with so many actions. HAHA.
Pool rocks!!!
Saturday, June 16, 2007
GAYA AND POOL JUST DON'T CLICK!
Haha. Today Gaya and me went to play pool at K pool. It's seriously funny cause or one its Gaya we're talking about here and two, Gaya can't play pool. I won 5/5 of the games we played and watching Gaya trying to play pool is seriously funny. The stick went out of her hands like 10 times. HAHAHA. But I should like give her credit because even though its her first time playing, she could pocket quite alot of the balls. Probably just luck, but still....
We sneaked fries into K POOL and the freaking woman at the counter caught us. All Gaya's fault. She couldn't resist the fries and had to stuff 3 into her mouth at one go. So the lady saw her. From then on we couldn't eat anymore cause the woman kept staring at us. Joke.
After pool we went to Tampiness Ikea. I thought there was a free shuttle but then apparently the shuttle had already stopped for quite some time. So embarrassing can? I keep going to Ang Mo Kio and yet I didn't know. How moronic and blur can I be? But before we went to Ikea we saw shuai ge and even thoough I'd already forgotten about him BUT now I'm crazy again.
He cut his hair and re-dyed it!!! Look so damn bloody shuai. Not your typical dream guy but...*sighs. Anyway Gya's mum is such A NICE lady!!! She not only treated me to a fantastic lunch at Ikea, she bought me stuff and an ice-cream cone! Thank YOU!!!!!!
Had loads of fun today and I hope to play pool with Gaya again! I told her if we ever played again I would score 10/10. So can't wait to see her again! Anyway I owe you 5 bucks mate! I'm not one to keep debts for long so hope to return you your money soon as well!
We sneaked fries into K POOL and the freaking woman at the counter caught us. All Gaya's fault. She couldn't resist the fries and had to stuff 3 into her mouth at one go. So the lady saw her. From then on we couldn't eat anymore cause the woman kept staring at us. Joke.
After pool we went to Tampiness Ikea. I thought there was a free shuttle but then apparently the shuttle had already stopped for quite some time. So embarrassing can? I keep going to Ang Mo Kio and yet I didn't know. How moronic and blur can I be? But before we went to Ikea we saw shuai ge and even thoough I'd already forgotten about him BUT now I'm crazy again.
He cut his hair and re-dyed it!!! Look so damn bloody shuai. Not your typical dream guy but...*sighs. Anyway Gya's mum is such A NICE lady!!! She not only treated me to a fantastic lunch at Ikea, she bought me stuff and an ice-cream cone! Thank YOU!!!!!!
Had loads of fun today and I hope to play pool with Gaya again! I told her if we ever played again I would score 10/10. So can't wait to see her again! Anyway I owe you 5 bucks mate! I'm not one to keep debts for long so hope to return you your money soon as well!
Thursday, June 14, 2007
MEDICATED OIL IS GOOD
Today I went shopping with Elizbeth to change her tomboyish n penguin walk image. I wouldn't say that it was a very successful day but still, we got something nice for her. As in nicer than her usual tee. Much more feminine. Good luck in changing your image and becoming more feminine Elizabeth!
After shopping I went to AMK to play pool with bf. Pool is just so damn bloody addictive. I couldn't stop playing and I didn't wat to stop but bf said we had to. Anyway it was so expensive. Around 7 bucks for two hours. Don't know what's up with my ball today. So embarrassing! The white ball jumped out of our table and in the end this guy in a giordano pink shirt had to pick it up for me. Bf still had the cheek to laugh!
Then, when we went to AMK hub I smelt medicated oil. HAHA. So I said really loudly, "How come there's such a strong feng you smell?" I looked behind us and it was youngsters so i jus assumed the smell came from the old indian man in front. BUT THEN, one of the guys behind us smelt his hand and asked his friend something. HAHA. Bf and I laughed till our stomachs ache. MORAL: Medicated oil is good for both the young and old. (I personally kinda like ru yi you)
After shopping I went to AMK to play pool with bf. Pool is just so damn bloody addictive. I couldn't stop playing and I didn't wat to stop but bf said we had to. Anyway it was so expensive. Around 7 bucks for two hours. Don't know what's up with my ball today. So embarrassing! The white ball jumped out of our table and in the end this guy in a giordano pink shirt had to pick it up for me. Bf still had the cheek to laugh!
Then, when we went to AMK hub I smelt medicated oil. HAHA. So I said really loudly, "How come there's such a strong feng you smell?" I looked behind us and it was youngsters so i jus assumed the smell came from the old indian man in front. BUT THEN, one of the guys behind us smelt his hand and asked his friend something. HAHA. Bf and I laughed till our stomachs ache. MORAL: Medicated oil is good for both the young and old. (I personally kinda like ru yi you)
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
JOKES
Went shopping with Siqi at vivocity today. Went crazy as usual. Actually it's more of me going crazy rather than her. Took so many pictures in most of the shops that we went into and didn't buy anything. Mostly it's pictures of us in sunglasses and a few of us in hats. HAHA. Damn fun.
I tried like almost all weird shapes and sizes of sunglasses and all the hats that were available in Forever 21. Crazy hah? We went to River Island and got chased out because OBVIOUSLY we were not buyers.
Shop attendant: "excuse me, you are not aloowed to take pictures here."
HAHA. Actually we only got chased out after I used MY annoying camera to take ONE picture. BLOODY CAMERA. I didn't know how to use it so I didn't know how to remove the flash and it ended up attracting so much attention.
I tried like almost all weird shapes and sizes of sunglasses and all the hats that were available in Forever 21. Crazy hah? We went to River Island and got chased out because OBVIOUSLY we were not buyers.
Shop attendant: "excuse me, you are not aloowed to take pictures here."
HAHA. Actually we only got chased out after I used MY annoying camera to take ONE picture. BLOODY CAMERA. I didn't know how to use it so I didn't know how to remove the flash and it ended up attracting so much attention.
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Sian
Singapore is like seriously BORING. Now my life just rotates around my dog, my dog and last but not least, my dog. I wanna be busy! I don't mind doing Amath, Emath. whatever...Chemistry practical's fine as well. I JUST FREAKING NEED SOMETHING TO DO!
Saturday, June 9, 2007
LIKE THE OWNER
My dog keeps barking. I think it's a mad dog. Which means, he's taking after me. I'm crazy. No wonder my maids and even the dog that I get isn't normal. Speaking of maids, my maid's getting on my nerves AGAIN.
Just not able to SHUT UP. Like some kind of deformed parrot that just can't KEEP QUIET. Even when and where and what of shit my dog shits out also wanna argue. What the hell is wrong with that woman? Her voice:" ohh...you know I'm telling ON you he will make poo poo watery."
Do I care whether his shit is solid or watery? Do I? As long as no piles can already. OH GOD! Do you hear my call for help? I need to be saved from the attack of the cannot-shut-up DODO FISHBALL.
Just not able to SHUT UP. Like some kind of deformed parrot that just can't KEEP QUIET. Even when and where and what of shit my dog shits out also wanna argue. What the hell is wrong with that woman? Her voice:" ohh...you know I'm telling ON you he will make poo poo watery."
Do I care whether his shit is solid or watery? Do I? As long as no piles can already. OH GOD! Do you hear my call for help? I need to be saved from the attack of the cannot-shut-up DODO FISHBALL.
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
I got a DOG!!
YAY! So happy. My mum brought home the dog yesterday. Its name is Happy and its a terrier. Can't wait to go back and see my dog.
Dog affairs aside, I finallylooked at the calender for the first time in months yesterday. I realised that I haven't studied since the 16th of November. Which means I haven't studied for like what, 7 months and 20 days ( if u bother to calculate). Which in my opinion is a really LONG time. But I can't say I'm looking forward to going to school. I mean school's just plain hell isn't it?
I can't help thinking back when I was in PL. Used to hate school but now, it feels like something's missing from my life. Ms Wong I miss you. Haha. Ms Wong. She's so cute. She makes me feel tall. She's the only person who makes me feel tall. Every day during her lesson I'll never fail to hear her shouting " who's that laughin and laughing away? " Then she will look at me and even though I wasn't the one laughing when I look at her face i'll just start laughing. She'll then say " Niko YOU AGAIN. STAND UP." My name's NicOLE, but she has never bothered with the LE. Once she just called me PIDONO. Now kids, that's just plain RUDE. Don't learn ok?
Dog affairs aside, I finallylooked at the calender for the first time in months yesterday. I realised that I haven't studied since the 16th of November. Which means I haven't studied for like what, 7 months and 20 days ( if u bother to calculate). Which in my opinion is a really LONG time. But I can't say I'm looking forward to going to school. I mean school's just plain hell isn't it?
I can't help thinking back when I was in PL. Used to hate school but now, it feels like something's missing from my life. Ms Wong I miss you. Haha. Ms Wong. She's so cute. She makes me feel tall. She's the only person who makes me feel tall. Every day during her lesson I'll never fail to hear her shouting " who's that laughin and laughing away? " Then she will look at me and even though I wasn't the one laughing when I look at her face i'll just start laughing. She'll then say " Niko YOU AGAIN. STAND UP." My name's NicOLE, but she has never bothered with the LE. Once she just called me PIDONO. Now kids, that's just plain RUDE. Don't learn ok?
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