SURPRISE!

Molly and I went over to Siqi's school today to give her a surprise for her birthday. I'm telling you her school's like super far away! And here's today's headlines: I WASN'T LATE. I WAS ON TIME. AND MOLLY WAS LATE FOR HALF AN HOUR!

I don't usually wait for people as I'm usually the one who's always late. And it sucks to wait. People think you're some kind of weirdo pacing around the same place over and over again. Haha. So I should really try to be on time next time I meet people. Especially Siqi. The poor girl is ALWAYS WAITING.

Went to MArina square with her later on together with Renee and Cherina. The bus which was supposedly 'express' took such a long time and I had to pay like $2.20!!!! So expensive please. But it was worth the trip as I met alot of former pl mates and it was cool to meet these people whom I may never see again in my life. We were supposed to play pool but then the stupid asshole whom I think may have lost his balls the night before, refused to allow Renee to play pool just cos she lost her wallet and had no identification toprove her age. WTF? She lloks 17 and we've all already proven so how can she NOT be 17? I always knew old men were dumb but I didn't realize the problem was this big.

Gaya and I watched 'PERFECT STRANGERS' today morning. It was funny! Halle berry is such a psychopath man. And miles has a nice body. We laughed like crazy during the movie. The cinema was pretty empty. And we were the only ones laughing during the movie. I have reason to suspect we were the only 2 who understood the movie and what the people were saying. It's not the perfect movie but it was nice to watch. I prefer secret. I think lun mei and jay make a perfect match. She's not pretty but she's got some sort of sophisticated aura about her that makes her really attractive. And she goes or the au natural look with minimal make up. I like that!

Today I spent alot so I probably shoudn't go out anymore. Mum's gonna buy me that cute little dress we saw the other day and I cant wait! And I seriously hope that mum won't find out that I spent the money!!!

IF ONLY...

If only my DODO fishball maid would shut up. If only my annoying cousin would return me all the stuff that she has borrowed from me.( which I think adds up to her entire room?)

My maid cannot shut up and I think the only way that we can shut her up is to KILL HER. Chinese people call it 'sha ren mie kou' , but my version is 'sha ren bi kou'. Her annoying voice is so freaking LOUD. My used-to-be strong ears cannot take the pressure and I am in danger of contracting a disease called 'DEAFNESS' at the tender age of 17. How loud is her voice u may ask? Let's see...If I use 10 microphones and scream into them, the loudness of my voice would only be 1/10 of hers. Of course this is an exageraton on my part, but i'm just trying to prove my point.

Issue number 2: My cousin. We've been silently fighting for like what, 11 years? Which means, since the day that she 'POPPED' out of her mum's stomach, we've been enemies. Just like that. She either steals from me or just borrow and not return. What the hell? I'd rather she steal because what I don't know won't hurt me. But if I find out, of course I'd get my revenge.

Don't you just love my family? Oh and another thing. If only my mum, a crazed jolin tsai fan would stop playing jolin's songs on the hi-5. It's annoying. Another reason to make me deaf before I even turn 20. If I become deaf, I'd join superstar and win lotsa sympathy votes like CHEN WEILIAN.

YESTERDAY AND DAY BEFORE

My computer is worse than a piece of shit. That is why I gotta blog for like yesterday and the day before. It always manages to cock up at the worst times, when I really need to use the internet. DAMN IT.

Day before yesterday: Went out with Gaya to play pool again. But the place was so freaking crowded so we hda to wait for a table. We went to MACS to get sme food and then after a while guy at K POOL called us. I always knew that freaking elavator that can only fit 3 people( 1 if the person's fat) will break down one day. I doubt even the alarm bell in the lift's working. Anyway it didn't break down that day but the DOORS GOT STUCK!

We've all heard of lifts breaking down but doors getting stuck? That's just so weird. So the people inside tried to push the doors close but to no avail. Gaya and me were just outside the lift enjoying all the drama. HAHA. Talk about mean. But in such circumstances what could we do? Get our toolboxes out and help? I don't even know how to use a bloody screwdriver for GOD's sake!

But the lift recovered after the people went out so Gaya and I just hopped into the lift together with an Indian man. We agreed to play around 10 games but ended up playing only 2 because of 3 indian men who look like rapists. I am NOT JOKING. They look like those rapists that we read in newspapers. And they proved to us that they are potential molesters or rapists by trying to hit on Gayathrii. What the hell is wrong with these Indian men??? And in case you're wondering I'm not racist. I mean Gayathrii's my friend!

After we left the indian men left too! COINCIDENCE? I doubt it. anyway the rest of the day was fun with us taking pictures and stuff before the day had to end. All good things must come to an end after all.

YESTERDAY: Woke up at around 9:30am. Herad my stupid handphone ringing and bf was calling me. Aske d me to go WWW. Anyway I went. First and last time going to WWW. aAfter all I'm leaving for Canada at the end of this month. Doubt there'd be another chance for me to go again. Had fun even though I felt abit of an extra with bf and her sis and her sister's friend and family. But it was fun. Hot babes and hot lifeguards. HAHA.

BANANA? PAPAYA?

I asked my cousin (the girl) what shape my face is. I told her it's heart shaped. Know what she said??!! She said" Herat shaped meh? I think it's mango shaped." I was utterly speechless. Like what the hell is mango shaped? What shape is a mango? Is that an insult?

I asked her whether she was sure. I think she was trying not to offend me so she changed tack and said " No. Maybe like papaya." WHAT THE HELL???

I was like WOMAN YOU THINK PAPAYA IS BETTER THEN MANGO???? Bothe equally bad pls. And papaya is longer than mango so I think papaya is worse. The little minx. Shall not ask her anymore. That is why we can NEVER be friends....

I celebrated my grandad's b'day today. Guess what? Asked grandma grandad's age and she got it WRONG. He's 69 but she told me 70. Made me write 70 on trhe b'day card and after that when I found out my mistake at the restaurant, I couldn't make changes because I used UHU glue to stick the 70. Apparently, blurrness is in the family genes.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD???

Ok seriously. I just watched Campus superstar result show. And GUESS WHAT??!!! MOP FLOOR (real name: Guohua)GOT IN!!!!!! What the hell is wrong with the voters???

He is embarrassing. There's just no other word to describe this fellow. I know I'm gonna get retribution for criticizing him like that but in all fairness, I really have to say this. Keeping such things bottled up inside me will just cause my already malfunctioning brain to explode.

Last week he sang a song about some cleaning thing and you know what??? He brought a bloody cloth, kept it in his pocket and to end of his song, he started mopping the floor with it! Like what the hell is wrong with this person? We pay 60 cents for every vote that we make for a reason. Throught the votes the producers of this TV show earn millions, if not MORE. I'm sure they've got more than enough money to hire cleaners. Just do your own part by singing properly. Why did he have to mop the floor???

If mopping the floor could get him such popularity, next time if I ever join any competititon, I'd bring my vacuum cleaner. It's way more effective than your cloth MR MOP FLOOR.

WHAT?

Went out with Siqi today. As usual I was late. Supposed to meet her at 2pm but then by 2:20pm I was still at home. Sometimes I wonder what's wrong with myself. I was ready by 1pm. Last time we met, I made her wait for 1 1/2 hours. So sorry man!

Can't believe the skinny jeans she bought was so CHEAP!!! Only 28 bucks! I paid 90 bucks for mine!!! Stupid me. Met her friend today as well. Name's Chris. Keep slanging and to compliment every word that he says he gotta come up with 10 actions. Joke. Told him he should meet my maid. I would totally love to hear them talk to each other and argue the shit out of each other with so many actions. HAHA.

Pool rocks!!!

GAYA AND POOL JUST DON'T CLICK!

Haha. Today Gaya and me went to play pool at K pool. It's seriously funny cause or one its Gaya we're talking about here and two, Gaya can't play pool. I won 5/5 of the games we played and watching Gaya trying to play pool is seriously funny. The stick went out of her hands like 10 times. HAHAHA. But I should like give her credit because even though its her first time playing, she could pocket quite alot of the balls. Probably just luck, but still....

We sneaked fries into K POOL and the freaking woman at the counter caught us. All Gaya's fault. She couldn't resist the fries and had to stuff 3 into her mouth at one go. So the lady saw her. From then on we couldn't eat anymore cause the woman kept staring at us. Joke.

After pool we went to Tampiness Ikea. I thought there was a free shuttle but then apparently the shuttle had already stopped for quite some time. So embarrassing can? I keep going to Ang Mo Kio and yet I didn't know. How moronic and blur can I be? But before we went to Ikea we saw shuai ge and even thoough I'd already forgotten about him BUT now I'm crazy again.

He cut his hair and re-dyed it!!! Look so damn bloody shuai. Not your typical dream guy but...*sighs. Anyway Gya's mum is such A NICE lady!!! She not only treated me to a fantastic lunch at Ikea, she bought me stuff and an ice-cream cone! Thank YOU!!!!!!

Had loads of fun today and I hope to play pool with Gaya again! I told her if we ever played again I would score 10/10. So can't wait to see her again! Anyway I owe you 5 bucks mate! I'm not one to keep debts for long so hope to return you your money soon as well!