Me

My first ever official post. BF's one is unofficial. It was illegal trespassing on blogger's grounds. But I shan't take her up to court. I'm kind. Joke of the year that statement for those who know me.
Into Nic p's world: I come from a dysfunctional family. My mum's nuts so is my dad. That's why I'm nuts too. I mean like DUH? Two peanuts that mate together will never produce a walnut. Simple as that. Even the maids that we've hired for the past few years is weird. Delusional and nearing senile is a slightly more in-depth analysis of the recent one. HER report does'nt end here though. Another thing is that I'm the chairwoman of AIR INDIA. International company well-known for its SUPERB ENGINES.

Let's get started on MY MAID. Now how do I even begin? That crazy woman is seriously DELUSIONAL. She's fat, bouncy and round. Bouncier than DODO FISHBALLS. But she is of the opinion that she's thinner than Kate Moss. Yea, tell me about it. Seriously. Once, I held her hand to cross the road cause she was freaking out about it and I was amazed. Grab a bolster or pillow people. That's what her hand felt like. Go figure.

It's actually quite funny living in a psycho house. I mean you get to experience all sorts of weird things. I had a uni grad maid who drew an arrow on top of our house key that pointed to the door and wrote on it " Opens this door."And she left the key outside the door it opened. I had another maid who led me to a bus stop and made me wait for a bus that didn't come. Thank God I had the good sense not to kill her. If not I'd have to enjoy retirement in Changi prison. Not mention the fact that i'd may have to get all the wind forced out of my ass with caning. Now I'm still stuck with the senile one though.

Shall keep you all posted about the senile one...
TO BE CONTINUED......