KOMPUI

Has anyone ever seen Kompui's freindster???? I mean like look at her pictures?? She was posing really weirdly. Her head was tilted sideways and she was SMILING. That smile is so freaky and starngely familiar. Now let me recall...where have I seen that smile before? Aaah!! I rememebr now. I saw it in the newspaper. I think she's a terrorist. Not surprising please. That smile could prove more potent than an atomic bomb.

She just doesn't get IT. She looks like a boy but she's trying so hard to look like a girl. WHY BOTHER? I mean that mop on her head that we call hair just CANNOT GROW. It grows anywhere and everywhere BUT longer. She would have better luck growing her armpit and pubic hair. I bet even those looks as if they've gone through a 100 perm treatments. So curly.

Actually, i think she can audition for PHUA CHU KANG. I mean, he has curly hair too right? But his is a wig and Kompui's one is original!! Only one problem. MAJOR problem. The thing that we remember most about PCK is that HUGE like-raisin-but-cant-eat-if-not-will-die mole of his. And here's the problem. Kompui's skin colour is the same as the mole. So HOW to see the mole?

One advice: Just cut your hair and save the looking girly for those who really look like GIRLS. I'm sorry to say that your attempts to look girly have failed miserably and did I mention that it SCARES PEOPLE OFF? Chances are more people will run when I scream KOMPUI rather than BOMB. Stick to the tux and cut your Goddamn hair man...